Handmade wood door sign featuring the hilarious quote “No Soliciting. The Dogs Answer the Door and They Are Assholes.” Ideal décor for entryways, porches, or mudrooms in dog-loving homes. Makes a funny and relatable gift for pet parents or anyone who appreciates sassy humor. Adds personality, laughter, and a bold statement to your home.
Thanks to its generous 16-inch size, this sign commands attention and makes a statement. Includes a rope hanger.
Each sign is carefully handmade and painted to order and may vary slightly from the picture due to variances in the wood.
Item may include knots, small cracks, saw marks or other characteristics that highlight the natural beauty of wood. We find this enhances our finished product and differentiates each piece from the next.
*** Please note that direct exposure to outside elements is not recommended and will significantly shorten the lifespan of this item. A covered porch or door protected from harsh weather is highly recommended. Painted surfaces will be sealed to help prevent damage from the sun and/or light moisture.